INCOMING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD COMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to crash down on your inbox. We're talking horrendous amounts of phony emails packed with gross porn. These scumbags are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned dollars, so be super cautious. Don't click on any images in these emails, and block them immediately. Be smart!